Here are a few that I like . . . . .
You know you’re a pastor’s wife when…you are rarely referred to by your given name. You are most often “The Pastor’s Wife” or a variation on that theme (“Pastor ______’s Wife,” “Married to the Pastor,” etc.). You may even be called “The First Lady”. My husband even has a friend that calls me, "Mrs. Brian". It's all good though!
You know you're a pastor's wife when people say, “I know you’re married to _______, but what is your name again?
You know you’re a pastor’s wife when…you wish you had a dime for every time someone claims your husband said something that he never said. If you did, you would be a very, very rich woman.
You know you’re a pastor’s wife when you are expected to meet up to each persons’ list of expectations… perfectly… all the time.
You know you're a pastor's wife when everyone else lets you know that they know your job better than you do and they proceed to “set you straight”.
You know you’re a pastor’s wife when people tell you what you should and should not wear. (Does anyone have the dress manual? If so, can I borrow it?)
You know you're the pastor's wife when you are expected to have a hat to match every outfit.
You know your a pastor's wife when…introduced to a new parishioner in the church as the pastor's wife, and they respond with “Well, you sure don’t look like a pastor's wife.”
Ok, Pastor's wives, do you have any more that can be added?